Taken from today’s Dilbert Blog:
There’s an old sexist joke about the perfect woman: She makes passionate love to a guy and then turns into a pizza. I was reminded of this when Larry Birkhead proved he’s the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. Let me break it down for you.
Birkhead, a paparazzo, has sex with an ex-Playmate of the Year, during one of her skinny years. She produces a healthy baby girl that Birkhead wants to raise, she dies, makes Birkhead world-famous, and leaves (potentially) a zillion dollars to the kid.
I’m just saying it makes the pizza option look suboptimal.